The Fresh Market Opened in my Town Today!
The Fresh Market opened up today!
This is exciting!
It must be an early birthday present for me because it’s just two days before my official adoption-bearthday birthday!
I slept in late today. When I got up, I noticed that Mommy brought home a really cool ‘Welcome to The Fresh Market’ grocery bag.
There was a very beary special surprise gift in the bag!
Come here little surprise….
It’s coffee….. I guess we’ll give that to Auntie Gloria or something. No one in this house drinks coffee.
Coffee???? *sigh* All that hard work for coffee??? I was hoping for chocolate.
It’s always good to go the first day when a joint opens up because they give out free stuff.
So I started begging mommy to take me to The Fresh Market Grand Opening ’cause I likes Grand Openings! and I was also hoping that mommy just wasn’t paying attention and maybe they were giving out some better treats in The Fresh Market shopping bags.
Yippppeeeee! Mommy said – “YES”! I rushed to get dressed and we were off in a flash back to the Fresh Market!
Oh, boy was the joint hopping!
All these like really important humans in fancy clothes were standing around. That looks like a really cool job to get dressed up and stand around food all day long. Mommy said they probably worked at the corporate offices and management.
I was on a different mission…….
First thing I saw were some flowers. Flowers are nice, but you can’t eat ’em.
Gee…. gotta remember these flowers next time I do something dumb and ShellieMay gets mad at me. …. Oh, wait… that’s everyday!
Mmmmm…. tomatoes and basil…. need those for spaghetti sauce!
“Mommy, why is that tomato orange? Is it sick?”
…. saw lots of apples….
Apples are good with crunchy peanut butter!
…. and oranges……
I likes it when mommy put oranges in those green smoothies. It’s weird, how oranges make smoothies green. I don’t believe ShellieMay when she says mommy puts fresh baby spinach in them too, ’cause I don’t taste any green yucky stuff.
…. and bananas…..
Let’s stock up! I likes my chocolate, peanut butter, banana smoothies!
The fruits are good, but the situation started getting a bit desperate….
Yuck! That green leafy stuff that ShellieMay eats to keep her ‘figure’ and that asparagus stuff mommy always makes me take at least one bite of … good thing I have a doggie… hehehehe
A whole wall of green stuff! Only a human would have this kinda crazy idea.
A…a…a… choooo…..! I have a green food allergy.
I could feel myself starting to shake. I couldn’t find any of my main nutritional foods here at The Fresh Market.
It was getting worse…..
… A salad bar…. *Gasp*
I think I’m starting to see a conspiracy here…..
I hunted and hunted my way through the store.
I started to think that maybe this joint ain’t so jumping for a little bear.
I was sneezing from all the green fresh foods, my fur was starting to itch, and I was feeling a little weak from the lack of really good nutritious snacks.
I mean fruits are good, but there’s too much human healthy fresh green food in The Fresh Market.
It was just then I saw the most bear-U-tee-Full site ever! …… Cupcakes, pastries, and cannoli!!
Can I live here mommy?
…. and then there was Halloween Candy!!!!
Who doesn’t love Halloween! It’s the most nutritious Holiday of the whole year!
And… I almost jumped right out of my stuffing when I saw……
Life sustaining pepperoni pizza!!!
You’re dufferenutterly coming home with me today, my fresh, oh so dufferlish-E-O-so pepperoni pizza!
It started getting even better….
Chocolate Cherry ice cream and Homemade Chocolate covered ice cream bars!
More ice cream! and it’s chocolate!
“Mommy…. LOOK! It’s on sale!”
I was so excited…. I lost my breath and froze for a moment.
Oh MY BEAR! (OMB)
The Fresh Market Rocks!
Okay, so they may have lots of that what humans call healthy green stuff……
I guess humans need it, yet it’s very beary deadly to stuffie of my kind! How else does a Sweet Little Bear stay sweet if he doesn’t eat lots and lots of sweets! Right?!!!!!
Yet, it’s a good sign they have lots and lots of the fresh fruits and vegetables, Non-GMO and Gluten Free foods because my mommy probably wouldn’t go back there if they didn’t have all that “Just tastes it Little Angel” green and yucky other humans stuff.